clear your schedules.

may 9th

supperclub

21+

30 DJs

rsvp at tallsasha.com for up to 5 on guestlist

this WILL be sold out, so RSVP stat

rebuilding my self-esteem.

in short:

probably one of the hardest gigs I have ever played last night. I was at the mercy of stressed designers, given no time to practice, working with a broken CDJ and getting screamed at, with 10 seconds notice, when i had to change the song. not to mention a swooped finale by another dj, the icing on one very very disheartening cake.

but i put every last bit of blame on myself. I feel like a bad dj. I feel like i disappointed the people who put it on. I feel like i have no skill because i had trouble beatmatching with erratic and dysfunctional bpm reading on the CDJs that fluctuated from 130, 172, whatever, and were consistently 3 bpm apart.

why? because i am my own worst critic. and as i lay here with my 1 degree fever and a pile of homework i have yet to finish, i am trying to work past that.








sorry for the gross gut-spilling stuff. more super-stoic, rich in bi-cred, ultra-indie hip shit comin ASAP.
peace up, get down.

be there or be square!

APRIL TWENTY-SIXTH AT TEMPLE SAN FRANCISCO

7:00pm until MIDNIGHT.
THIS EVENT WILL BE RAD.
It is a sustainable FASHION SHOW in which every penny of the proceeds goes to VICTORY GARDENS +
The idea of the event is to promote re-used, recycled, and sustainable fashions which highlighting the intersections to our food systems, music, the arts, and the environment. It is an effort to create awareness about issues in our environment while helping to reverse the damage through the Victory Gardens + project. This is our own take on "thinking globally" but acting locally in a tangible way.
SUNDAY

BEEN THERE DONE THAT Benefit Fashion Show for VG+ is tonight!
Parking may be bad so come arrive before 7pm!

DOORS OPEN AT 7PM
auction+raffle+shopping+ full bar
RUNWAY SHOW STARTS AT 8PM
fashion+dancing!


Drinks, Dancing, DJ FIDGET! at 540 Howard street.

See you there!

courtesy of two grimy hipster chicks.

you know you're a hipster when...

you get payed to show up at independently owned clubs, use itunes DJ software, pose for digital camera flicks, and drink overpriced vodka.

you can't spell paid.

you own records but no record player.

you spellcheck "apparel" by flipping over the magazine on your desk.

your beer money is in a trust fun.

picz that i luk hot in frum coochella.

.... eYe c@ndI.



parasols r hip

fuk u society

ballz r cool

... you've probably never heard of this.

independent art.

but thats all so 5 minutes ago.

coachella, part near death and final summary.

copied from my no good shitty iphone from Sunday which has a stupid blogger program which deletes my blogs and i've written this like three times:

DISCLAIMER: the views represented in the following posts do not necessarily represent my coachella experience as a whole. I am having a kick-ass, rock-out time. but what kind of blogger would I be if my complaints weren't the main focus?

bitch poon one: heatstroke. sup with that? almost went to med tent. touche, coachella.

but now SAMs making me feel bad about my blogging, so on to happy things..

happy poon one: CROOKERS!!!!!!! I luv u. kickass show, was front and center leaning over the gate. also did anyone else just realize how delicious they are? [one of htem is]. ps [side note: to all the thousand people who i showed my undies to when the security guard let me hop the front: you're welcome!!!!!]

happy poon two: the hyatt. hello from poolside sun, actual tan (can u believe it?), and piña coladas (virgin now, since i am sans-ID). but now i've got to go scope for the killers who are supposedly staying here.

celebrity stalkage, anyone?
peace.



---end transmission---

Coachella, part bitch.

Copied from my no-good blogger iPhone app, circa last night.

hell0 from iPhone, drunk at the classy hyatt, boyfriend needs a stogie cause he fell over, iphoe cracks and getting glass in my fingers cuz of it.

bitch poon one: WHAT THE FUCK, COACHELLA!!!! I spend an hour in the car trying to find you, I wait in the slowest traffic to park by the dusty horse stables and undercover go-kart-driving scalperhunters, only to have you lure me in with your comically lax security check to get my guard down so you could TAKE MY ID AWAY and kick my friend out!!!!! what kindbof festival hired undercover id specialists to work at their ID check kiosk?

strike one, coachella. we'll spar again tomorrow.

whats new in my life

Shit I'm Down With:

hipsterrunoff.com

stuff you haven't heard of

spicy shit

being ironic

being serious but sounding ironic

people reading my blog

Shit I'm Not Down With:

Sam being near me...

Josh mocking me...

...

...

...

bitches.sheisty ass hos!

did a roadie a solid for some hot chip tix

but mom!!

set list, part deux

new and improved, longer set for reading and (soon) listening pleasure.

dominator (herve remix) - human resource
peep thong - his majesty andre
hip rave anthem - rico tubbs
para de gracina - crookers
die polizei (blatta & inesha remix) - Wiesel & Captain Koma)
no you girls (zodiac cartel mix) - franz ferdinand
dancing in the dark (hostage's hard edit) - proxy
turning point - deadmau5
sugar beats - sidesmokers
rikkalicious - kissy sell out, Herve
touch too much (fake blood remix) - hot chip
restless (fake blood mix) - Unkle
Money (the count remix) - N.A.S.A.
under the sun (herve's aint no sunshine remix) - Kidda
electro sixteen - benny benassi vs. iggy pop

Because I am a productive member of the musical community,

here is my arrangement of other people's work. mix coming soon :)

Dominator (Herve Remix) - Human Resource

Peep Thong - His Majesty Andre

Hip Rave Anthem - Rico Tubbs

Para De Gracinha - Crookers

Die Polizei (blatta & inesha remix) - Wiesel & Captain Koma

No You Girls (Zodiac Cartel mix) - Franz Ferdinand

Dancing in the Dark ( Hostage's Hard Dub Edit) - Proxy

Sugar Beats -  Sidesmokers

Restless (Fake Blood Mix) - Unkle

Money (The Count REmix) - N.A.S.A.

Electro Sixteen - Benny Benassi vs. Iggy Pop

peace up, hodown.

HIPSTER FAME!

OMG OMG OMG

look whos on the front page of blowupsf.com !!

(ok it takes a LITTLE bit of looking. but not THAT much.)

hahaha. take that, hipster bitches.

i have claimed your fame.

peace up, hose down.