die hipster scum.

Today I learned that I am on the Chrome Bags mailing list...

In defense of my sortofkindofnotahipster-ness and to make my self feel better, here is my attempt to show that i'm not THAAAAAAT hip. (right?)

If you were playing this and saw me, you probably couldn't cross all of these off.

Doesn't look like me, right?

I bet i'd be allowed to sit on these stairs.

and FINALLY, I Don't have one of these shirts. which i think makes me less of a hipster.

Best thing about this picture? It was taken at an Urban Outfitters in New York.

If you need me to explain the humor in that to you, you're probably not a hipster. Congrats.

to anybody who got it... See you at BlowUp SF tonight?

Peace up, Pants down